The Prime Time of Your Life

Your name is TYLER CAPPELL. You are currently 19 YEARS OLD, and live in ORLANDO, FL. You kind of hate it here, but all of your MANY FRIENDS live here, and all of your INTERESTS are readily available in this town. You do, in fact, have a wide variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy NORMAL THINGS that NORMAL KIDS enjoy such as VIDEO GAMES, TECHNO and ANIME, and like the SICK FUCK you are, you read HOMESTUCK. You enjoy things that NOT EVERYONE enjoys such as SHITTY B-MOVIES, wearing FANCY CLOTHING such as TOP HATS, and are quite fond of SMOOTH JAZZ. However, your favorite musical group is DAFT PUNK. You have a SICK incredibly HOMOSEXUAL obsession with NEIL PATRICK HARRIS. Sometimes you find yourself LURKING on various WEBSITES that pique your INTEREST. You sometimes play KEYBOARD but you aren't very good at it. You're favorite SODA is MR. PIBB, you're pretty sure you could drink it ALL THE TIME. Your CHUMTAG is even misterPibb. You realize this DESCRIPTION has become QUITE LONG. But, it doesn't even SCRATCH the SURFACE of the COMPLEX man that you are. Because you are, in fact, a COMPLEX man. You are ALSO in fact, BIG, FAT, and a HIPSTER. But you are just a HIPSTER in an IRONIC way to make fun of COUNTER CULTURE but, at the same time, you actually do SECRETLY hate the mainstream. Which is so HIPSTER it breaks the UNIVERSE. As you can see you have a wide variety of INTERESTS and with some of those INTERESTS you enjoy dressing up as CHARACTERS from them which is called COSPLAY. COSPLAY is another one of your INTERESTS and you think you'll make a BLOG so you can post UPDATES on OUTFITS you're working on. Or not. Maybe you'll just sit on the COUCH like the LAZY ASS you are, and drink some TEA. Hmm.... you have a TOUGH choice to make..... Let's see what happens NEXT. Shall we?
(btw, here's my voice acting page, it's pretty shitty: http://www.youtube.com/user/DerpmasterGeneral?feature=mhee)
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